1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,810 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:03,530 On demand. 3 00:00:12,210 --> 00:00:17,210 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... Uh -oh. If there is water, my top is coming 4 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,210 off. 5 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:24,830 Mac fainted, hit a TV and a piece of wood. All of his teeth are f***ed up. We 6 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:27,450 are going to Hawaii to celebrate mine and Jax's birthday. 7 00:00:27,710 --> 00:00:31,160 You're trying to act like I'm a f***er. You psycho, because I don't want Kristen 8 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,440 to go on a f***ing birthday trip with me. I've heard about the Hawaii trip, 9 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,400 I just wanted to know where I sit. If I say you can go, I don't want to eat my 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,200 words. I'm telling Tom and Ariana, forgive and forget with Kristen, so it's 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,200 to practice what I preach. 12 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,520 Your mom had actually reached out to me. She didn't know if you were unhappy 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,360 with Tom. Your own family has noticed a change in your personality. 14 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,580 That really bothers me. I love to flirt with Jack, and I don't know how to stop. 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,720 You look hot. 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,100 I just heard you guys were, like, whispering each other's ears and 17 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,120 other's back, and you have your arm around her and stuff. 18 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,760 That's why I was like, you need to stop. I'm going to have to talk to her about 19 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,760 it. 20 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:07,080 I'm just like, I need to go back to school. We're going to Hawaii. 21 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:04,820 Are we celebrating Tom's birthday, Jackson's birthday? We're also kind of 22 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,320 celebrating me and Katie's engagement. 23 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:11,039 Katie Maloney, you're the love of my life. I want to spend the rest of my 24 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:12,039 with you. 25 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,060 Of course. 26 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,560 No, yes, of course. 27 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,800 Schwartz, when was the last time you got laid? 28 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,420 It's been a while, I'm not going to lie. 29 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,480 You're about to knock the dust off this weekend. 30 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,480 It's day seven of the engagement, and me and Katie still haven't consummated, 31 00:02:27,540 --> 00:02:28,540 but I'm still optimistic. 32 00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:44,290 This is probably the most action that Katie's gotten since she's been engaged. 33 00:02:44,670 --> 00:02:45,950 Technically, she should be thanking me. 34 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:00,140 Shout out to the birthday boys for having us and playing in there. 35 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,980 Do you guys remember last week when we got engaged? 36 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:07,360 Yeah. More praise. 37 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,680 Is that a praise? 38 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,220 We're here. 39 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,460 Welcome, welcome. 40 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,160 Welcome to the modern Honolulu. 41 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,420 Hello. 42 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,960 Usually, the guys stay with the guys. The girls stay together. 43 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,810 Thank you very much. Here we go. 44 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:33,050 This, Trev, is pretty much all couples staying together. 45 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:37,270 I think we're actually growing up. I could use a drink right now. I could use 46 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:38,790 steak right now. Yeah, me too. 47 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:41,530 I could use, well, you know what right now? 48 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:44,509 Oh, wow. 49 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:45,510 Beautiful. 50 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,150 Look at that. 51 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,370 Look at the pool. 52 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:51,870 It's two balconies. Wait, you go on that one, and I'll go on this one. 53 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:53,390 Hey! 54 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,330 It's so cute in here. 55 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,030 And we got these. 56 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,790 I like the... Can I see? 57 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,290 Oh, wow. 58 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,609 This is awesome. 59 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,350 We can do a lot of bad things in here. I can, like, buy on you. 60 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:06,770 Ew. Ew. 61 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,270 I'm seeing one bed, and I'm seeing two people. 62 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,830 We sit together all the time. It's not a big deal. 63 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:15,750 I don't want to address the elephant in the room, but we still haven't had 64 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,750 Beyonce's back. 65 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:18,209 I don't like talking about it. 66 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:19,610 I know. It's got to be spontaneous. 67 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:21,350 Woo! 68 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:23,270 Nice. 69 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,030 In Hawaii. 70 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,980 It's V -Day, yo. 71 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:32,580 This is the best birthday week ever. I know. I mean, I get spoiled by my 72 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:33,740 friends, my girl. 73 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,040 And of course, I wish Kristen was here, but. 74 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,239 I know. 75 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,140 It sucks that Kristen can't be here, all because of egos. People can't get over 76 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:46,200 things. I just hope that people that are here, they just don't overstep their 77 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,200 boundaries. No fighting. 78 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,260 No fighting. No fighting. I think the only person you'll have, like, that it 79 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:52,760 would ever even come close to would be James. Yeah. It's Mallory. 80 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,650 James is so infatuated with you. Can you not tell from today on the airplane? 81 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,030 You guys were, like, kissing the whole time. 82 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:04,790 He loves the PDA. It's his thing. Yeah. He asked me to go into the bathroom on 83 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:05,790 the plane. No. 84 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,670 I was like, my high club is not happening. 85 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,750 He thinks in his mind he's getting laid on this trip. 86 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,790 He's not. 87 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,650 I'm worried about the Britney thing. Really? Oh, yeah. 88 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:20,300 It wasn't too long ago that Jax and I did some innocent flirting. 89 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:23,520 If I wanted to take you home and have sex with you, I would have done it a 90 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 time ago. 91 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:28,360 I'm worried that Brittany knows something happened. 92 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,640 This may not be the smoothest trip. 93 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,020 Got my flat iron. 94 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,320 Gets up to 220 degrees Celsius. 95 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,380 Has a kill switch, sleep mode. 96 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,740 Get up to 190 in less than 10 seconds. 97 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:45,020 Cool story, bro. 98 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,780 So my mom sent me screenshots of, like, the whole conversation that her and 99 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:50,780 Sheena had. 100 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:58,840 Dude, are you kidding me? 101 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,320 Your mom says, hey, in your opinion, is she in a good place? 102 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,520 So Sheena says to your mom, honestly, she's different since being with him. 103 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,920 Meaning what exactly? I'd like to know. 104 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:14,360 Sheena's trying to sabotage my relationship with Ariana. I mean, to 105 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:20,740 messages. To her best friend's mom talking about how shitty of a boyfriend 106 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:24,840 is really f***ed up. Tom will always look out for himself first. 107 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,600 If you are worried about me, talk to me. Talk to Tom. 108 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,500 Don't talk to my f***ing mom. 109 00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:33,620 I've done so much. 110 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:39,800 I know. I would like to address it with her. I want to give Sheena an 111 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:45,220 opportunity to tell me where her head really was at when she said those 112 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:52,100 things. My best friend, all over my boyfriend, to my mom. And now 113 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:57,720 I get to spend three days with her in Hawaii and try to have a good time. 114 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:11,170 How pretty this look the birthday boy said it's bad Welcome to the modern 115 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:17,730 can I start some drinks for you? I want to do a coconut I'm gonna do vodka I'm 116 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:18,730 good actually 117 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Max. What? 118 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,760 How you doing, man? You good? I'm good. I can't talk that well, though. 119 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,660 All right. I'm just making sure you feel okay. 120 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,859 Can you eat? 121 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,800 Very carefully, yeah. Very carefully? Yeah. 122 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:32,040 Hey, wait, guys. Real quick. Can I have your attention? 123 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,280 So, sort of set up some activities for us to do over the next couple days. 124 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,080 Tomorrow, we're doing a hike. 125 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,920 I'm going to be your guide. Oh, jeez. What? 126 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:45,060 Who's in for the hike? 127 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,219 I'm in. 128 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,220 I can't. 129 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,399 That's my jewel. 130 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,560 All right, I'm going to stay behind with Max, too, though. 131 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:56,100 All right, so that's cool. And then the day after that, we have surf lesson. 132 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,340 Yeah. Can we go with that? 133 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,240 Yeah. How about we just meet up after the hike, and we go to the beach? 134 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:08,020 It's tough trying to be at dinner and have a good time, because all I can 135 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,640 about is Sheena sending these text messages. 136 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,140 Oh, my God. 137 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:27,570 The drinks, the food, the hula dancers. 138 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:30,550 Now I feel legitimately like I'm on vacation. 139 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:31,850 Life is awesome. 140 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:32,910 Get up there, babe. 141 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,570 Yeah, shake up that. 142 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:38,830 You look good, babe. 143 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,730 Yeah, 144 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,230 isn't there? 145 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:49,270 Drop that stuff. Go down low. Down low. 146 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:54,890 That's so funny. 147 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:59,150 All right, well, we just got our Hawaiian cherry popped. 148 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:07,710 It is two people's birthday, and we are on an awesome vacation with a really 149 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,150 awesome group of people. It's really cool that everyone's here. 150 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,750 And so I kind of just wanted to make a toast to... 151 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,940 Our two birthday guys here. 152 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:17,999 Happy birthday. 153 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,780 Yeah. Happy birthday, guys. 154 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,740 So glad to be here and all of you guys. 155 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,500 Cheers. Cheers. I don't know about you leading, but okay. Let's eat. 156 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,320 I'm all about taking the moral high ground here. I mean, I decided to invite 157 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,740 James to come on the trip. But, I mean, the last thing I want to do is watch 158 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,700 James and Lala, like, bawling all over each other. Like, I didn't come here for 159 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,640 that. I didn't hear that at all. I didn't hear that. 160 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,640 You all right, dude? Cool. 161 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,080 No. 162 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,760 Nothing. Everything's fine. 163 00:09:45,949 --> 00:09:52,350 Nothing, there's nothing, um, I, I, I do, I do wish some other people were 164 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:57,450 I feel like there's some people that are here that shouldn't be. 165 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:02,730 Who's not supposed to be here? 166 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:04,910 I'm not going to get into it. 167 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:08,330 What the, why did you bring it up then? You don't just say stuff like that and 168 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,370 then you're like, but I'm not going to get into it. Control your lady down 169 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:14,090 there. If you control your lady. Shut up, Jack. 170 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:15,620 Don't be a dick, man. 171 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:19,800 Brittany needs to learn how to control her man, and his mouth, and his actions. 172 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,660 He isn't man enough to just go ahead and say something. He goes and gives half 173 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:26,460 the sundae when he doesn't want to put the terry on top of it. You don't go and 174 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,180 say, some people should be here and some people shouldn't. What are you trying 175 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:29,639 to say? 176 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,000 Kristen should be here and I shouldn't. Yeah, she should be here, yeah. 177 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:38,060 James is this young little brat, you know? He wants to be the alpha dog. He 178 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,060 to realize that... 179 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,040 I'm the alpha dog. The only thing, what the f*** is your problem with me? 180 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,840 There's just some people in this world you're not going to like, regardless. 181 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,640 Bro, but what is your issue with me? Just say one thing. Because you're 182 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,640 obnoxious. 183 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,980 I'm obnoxious? Sometimes. 184 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,720 Are you serious? 185 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,780 Will you just have fun, please, you guys? 186 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,980 I mean, but Jack's... I'm going to go smoke a cigarette. 187 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,040 Dude. Let's go. 188 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:05,940 So now what? 189 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:11,120 Coming up you guys have this we're better than everyone attitude, but 190 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,680 what not everyone texted Ariana's mom get over it 191 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:23,700 Let's 192 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,220 go to this bar you guys want to go to a bar or something? 193 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,460 Are we all gonna go to the bar? 194 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,240 What the f*** was that about? 195 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,840 I was enjoying myself one second the next second it's like turns into a bunch 196 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,580 p*** I'm a bit jealous with the fact that I've got a lot happening with me 197 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:42,540 now. He's 37 and he's still f***ing flanging drinks left and right. I don't 198 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,540 respect the guy. 199 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,200 He's like a f***ing fly in my face. 200 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,640 Ooh, it's cold in here. 201 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,459 Hey, guys. 202 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,720 Hi. Can I have a split party? 203 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:55,460 What's up, guys? 204 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,900 Can this guy just leave me alone for two f***ing minutes? 205 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,640 An obsessive prick. 206 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,140 Listen, Gene. 207 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,300 I don't like you. I know that. So you don't care for me? 208 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,140 I don't know how I put this politely. 209 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,260 Let's just be kosher while we're in the same room and let bygones be bygones. 210 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,679 All right. 211 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,400 I'm not going to initiate anything with Jack because it's just a waste of my 212 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,520 time. But, you know, if he disrespects me again, I'll get in his face. 213 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,480 All right, can we change the subject now? 214 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:25,420 So you guys are going to go on a hike tomorrow. We're going to do gym and pool 215 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,940 and just have a little us time. 216 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,280 Hey, I'm just curious. 217 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:35,740 Ariana told me that her mom hit you up because she was concerned about her or 218 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:40,820 something. It wasn't anything that she needed to be concerned over. That's why 219 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:44,720 never brought it up. I made her send me screenshots of your entire conversation. 220 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:52,200 He's very good at convincing her of what he wants. She just goes along with it. 221 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:55,540 I just think her attitude has changed since they've been together. I do think 222 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:59,500 has. In what way? You're just not the same as you were a few years ago. 223 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,120 Ariana, you're so negative. You're so negative. 224 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,520 Good. That's a good thing? 225 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:08,120 My point is that you said some really mean things about Tom that I thought 226 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,180 really messed up. 227 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,580 Always looks out for himself first. You do. Are you kidding me? Like, what kind 228 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:16,300 of friend have I been to you in the past, like, couple years? 229 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,140 And I've never been here for you. 230 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,260 Never. You didn't come and move in with us when you and Carson broke up. 231 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,660 Talk about over there. 232 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,680 One of his moms saw a text or something. 233 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,420 Wait, wait, wait. Jack, you guys. 234 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,820 Can we eavesdrop for a sec? 235 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:34,180 He has an attitude, and he's better than everything. And I think it's rubbing 236 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,040 off on her the wrong way. I stand by everything I said. 237 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,860 I wasn't trying to break up Tom and Ariana. I was just being a good friend 238 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:45,920 being honest. If my best friend's mother is concerned, I'm not going to 239 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,880 sugarcoat it. His cocky attitude rubs off and you guys have this we're better 240 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,260 than everyone attitude. You do. I do not have that. It does come off that way 241 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:58,220 sometimes. Everyone thinks so. But guess what? Not everyone texted Ariana's mom. 242 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,360 She texted me first. 243 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,720 And the fact that you're that oblivious is how tough that is. Get over it. 244 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:11,090 I can't figure out what her motivation is. She can't admit that what she did 245 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:14,550 wrong. And I've never seen Sheena do something as wrong as this. 246 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,730 What is the attitude of it? Like, why are you so, like, I'm being rude to her. 247 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:23,510 You both are trying to, like, put words in my mouth. That's how I felt at the 248 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:27,090 time. Yes, that you're cocky. I'm sorry. 249 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,630 No, no, no. 250 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:35,090 You've never had somebody do this to you. You've never had somebody text. I'm 251 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:40,430 sorry. I've been here for you guys so much. I understand. I get that. Can you 252 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,870 guys say the same fucking thing? 253 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:46,170 That was my feelings. I'm going to stand by them. The conversation's done, so 254 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:49,110 I'm either going to go to bed or go anywhere other than here. 255 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:52,030 So I will see you guys tomorrow. Again, I'm sorry. 256 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:57,030 Clearly, I hurt Tom. However, I still think he's cocky, and I'm not going to 257 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,869 take that back. 258 00:14:57,870 --> 00:14:58,870 Sorry, not sorry. 259 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:00,790 Oh, we got a storm on. 260 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:02,490 Oh, we got a storm on. Oh, no. 261 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:07,730 I wanted to talk to her. Oh, but Ariana, seriously, like... But seriously what, 262 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,950 Shay? I don't hear about it. I know what you're talking about. How am I supposed 263 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,890 to take these sex messages and read them? 264 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:17,650 You would flip the f*** out of here in my shoes if somebody did that to you. I 265 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:18,710 would never do that to you. 266 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:19,950 I'm telling you, dude. 267 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:21,470 What is behind it? 268 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,750 I would think you... Oh, my God, dude. This is f***ing stupid. I don't want to 269 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,750 see Tommy get here. 270 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,280 Had a shower. 271 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,160 Perfect. 272 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,900 You just sit there. You're not going to have any. No, you can sit there. 273 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,900 No. I wouldn't go to work if I'd broken a neck. I'd like to have broken a tooth. 274 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Let's be honest. 275 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,140 23 years old. 276 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,320 He was still a baby. 277 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:56,860 Should I call him? 278 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:00,020 No. It feels like he's being mothered in front of all those people. 279 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,320 It's your mother again. 280 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,440 She wants to know if you've taken your antibiotics. 281 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:04,780 Oh, shut up. 282 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,960 How can he say... I'm mothering him too much. 283 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:11,800 Ken is the most doting father on the planet. 284 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,760 If you've seen Ken with Jiggy, you pretty much get the picture. 285 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,500 So he's not taking his antibiotics? 286 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,620 Is James there? 287 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:22,040 James isn't any more responsible than Max, really, is he? 288 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,100 You shouldn't be spitting on girls. I did not spit on a f***ing girl. Don't 289 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,160 f***ing tell me that I am. Okay, stop it right now. 290 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,820 Stop it right now. 291 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,580 James is a little erratic and unpredictable, and I just don't want him 292 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:34,580 influence Max. 293 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,900 Only Max was as easy as you, Jiggy. 294 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:53,580 Should I wear these? 295 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,120 No, God. 296 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,020 Or should I wear these? You should burn both of them. 297 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 Yay! 298 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,680 Hawaii is heaven. 299 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,680 Love it. Love it. Feel that sunshine on my face. 300 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,800 Have some good drinks. I'm going ham. 301 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,359 I'm going hard as a mother. 302 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,260 I mean, dude, it's kind of going to suck if we don't get laid in Hawaii. 303 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,079 I'm so 304 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:20,859 tired. 305 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,240 I fell asleep so fast. 306 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,020 The time difference kills me. 307 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:27,859 I got to tell you something. 308 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,560 What? You're sleeping. I should have set up a little tripod up there. 309 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,230 I took a naked picture of myself on the balcony. 310 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,810 Why would you take a naked picture of yourself on the balcony? So we created 311 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,809 Bieber picture. 312 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,810 What Bieber picture? 313 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,830 The one where you stand naked and point to me. 314 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,870 Okay, I'm not obviously an avid follower of Justin Bieber. 315 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,010 Oh my God. 316 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:51,910 I had to put some filters because I was a little insecure. 317 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,390 I own that ass, bitches. I own that ass. 318 00:18:01,629 --> 00:18:04,850 Hey. Hi, good morning. I wish I had placed this for you. Dude, whoa, those 319 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,110 nice. They have my name on them. Thank you. You guys have a good day. 320 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,450 Congrats, sweetie. 321 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,710 Have a wonderful romantic time. Don't give him too much. Save something for 322 00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:15,710 honeymoon. 323 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,990 Love, Lisa and Ken. Oh, my God. 324 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:22,890 Yeah, that's why we haven't been having sex, because we're saving up for the 325 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:28,180 honeymoon. Soon, we're going to have a wealth of sexual energy to just splurge 326 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,620 on each other. Wait, that doesn't sound right. 327 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,440 Oh, my God. Do we, like, call her? 328 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,380 Yeah, we probably should. 329 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,160 Hello? Hi, Lisa. It's Katie and Tom. 330 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,740 Hello, darling. How are you? 331 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,460 Oh, we're fantastic. We just got the most... 332 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,550 Gorgeous bouquet of flowers. 333 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,709 They're fabulous. 334 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,310 I've had a long time to save up for them. 335 00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,030 Well, thank you so much. 336 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,930 So, tell me honestly, how's Max doing? 337 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:05,130 He looks great and he's in good spirits and he's having a great time. I'm 338 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,010 worried about him drinking. I'm worried about him doing things that he shouldn't 339 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:13,270 be doing. I'm worried about him even kissing somebody with all those teeth 340 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,750 are almost falling out of his head. 341 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,010 Casey, will you keep an eye on him? Of course. 342 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,460 Lisa, as a mother, is as tough as she is as a boss. 343 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,740 So, Max can't get away with anything. 344 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,860 Behave yourself, all of you. Remember, when you're all together, it makes me 345 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,100 nervous. Make sure that you, you know, don't get into any trouble. 346 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,400 Well, Max. 347 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,360 All right, well, thank you. We'll see you when we get back. 348 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600 Okay, bye -bye. 349 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,880 I'm quite impressed, dude. Usually I have to work out by myself on these 350 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,780 vacations. I don't even think I can get up. 351 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,040 It is too early. 352 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,740 After that conversation I had last night, I could barely sleep. I need to 353 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,499 about that. 354 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,540 Sandoval and I kind of got into it. He's been kind of pissing me off lately. 355 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,080 Is everything okay now or no? 356 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320 No, I haven't talked to him. 357 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:56,160 I'm just really glad I'm not going to go on a three -hour hike with him today. 358 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,560 On top of it all, I'm in freaking Hawaii with Lala. 359 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,059 Oh, shit. 360 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,340 Yeah. Yeah, that's awkward. 361 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:06,200 I just don't like hearing about the flirting and the trying to kiss you on 362 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,260 neck and all that. I never crossed the line and I never took it too far. I just 363 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,199 didn't know how to handle it. 364 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,980 I just feel like she has no respect for herself or for other women, and people 365 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,280 like that just disgust me. 366 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,320 So are you going to talk to her about that? Yeah, of course. 367 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,720 When Brittany wasn't in L .A., it was okay to flirt. I have a clean 368 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,980 I just hope that Lala's not going to throw me under the bus. 369 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,080 Well, I think I need to talk to her alone at first just to see what she has 370 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,080 say about it. 371 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,780 Coming up. 372 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,800 I got to take a moment to say I just see your boobs. 373 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:54,610 All right, guys, let's go. 374 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:58,910 When I researched Hawaii, I found out hiking is a really big thing. Guys, this 375 00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:03,070 is the newest version of Google Maps. I need to get these guys out of the bar 376 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,650 and into nature. Why do you need a knife, man? 377 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,750 That's Tom. You know, he's all about accessories. 378 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:10,650 It's like he went and raided Indiana Jones' closet. 379 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,810 This will be a good picture. 380 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,310 I want to get higher up. 381 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:18,970 Guys, we're here. 382 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,560 Three guys, three Speedos, you are welcome. 383 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:43,780 Yeah, man. 384 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,280 Once upon a time, when we would take trips like this, it was for Stassi's 385 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,160 birthday. Why are you here for my f***ing birthday? 386 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,640 Guys, is this your birthday or is it my birthday? You're coming to my birthday 387 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,200 dinner and this is how you treated me. One thing you're definitely not going to 388 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,620 hear come out of my mouth is, this is my birthday. 389 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,740 This is my f***ing birthday. 390 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,020 Everybody shut the f*** up. Everyone shut the f*** up. 391 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,490 I don't need any special treatment for my birthday. 392 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,730 All right. Say bye, guys. 393 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,250 Faith 394 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:31,770 and 395 00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:35,430 Lala take the top off and then huddle around each other. It's weird. 396 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,130 Let the titties out, man. That's my motto in life. 397 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,410 It's always been that way. It's going to be that way when I'm 80. 398 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,730 It's just the way it is. 399 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:48,730 I'm going to look. 400 00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:52,430 That's just who I am. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Now, the 401 00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:53,970 trick is to look without Brittany seeing me. 402 00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:58,410 Oh, I love you. 403 00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:03,730 Boobs. We love them. But we've seen so many of them. So we're not, like, losing 404 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:04,730 our shit over here. 405 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,880 I told Katie to come down and meet us. I hope you don't mind. 406 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,980 I'm not on my period anymore, but I brought these just in case. 407 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,600 Pick it up. It's tequila. 408 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:30,540 If any of us are going to be drinking, we all have to be extremely discreet so 409 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,080 we don't get kicked off the beat. Now you have to take that one. What the? 410 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,340 Sand and all. 411 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,359 Off the bat. 412 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,540 I really just hope on this trip Shay can master moderation. 413 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:39,979 Oh, my God. 414 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:44,480 You can still do shots. Just maybe do every other shot. Maybe don't do three 415 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,980 beer bongs. Maybe do one. 416 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:50,600 Hello. Hey, Sister Wire. What are you guys doing? Oh, hey. Can I join the 417 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:54,200 Yeah. Since I'm already, like, the third wheel. Oh, Shay, you brought your 418 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,900 tampon. I didn't know you were on your period. I did. I just cared to not 419 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,300 today. Yes. 420 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:03,060 Yeah. I might get burned, but at least I'll be drunk because there's no suntan 421 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,760 lipstick in this bottle. It's all tequila. 422 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,600 They're all sweating their asses off right now. What if Santa got lost? 423 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,000 This is not the right way. I see poison ivy. Hold on, guys. 424 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:14,260 Hold on. 425 00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:17,290 Where do we go in it? Our guide doesn't know where to go. Relax. 426 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:18,830 There it is, right there. 427 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,730 I gotta take a moment to say I did see your boobs. 428 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:25,510 I wasn't looking at them, I saw them. 429 00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:26,529 That's okay. 430 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,250 I was looking in this direction and you came into my plane of view. 431 00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:30,490 Yeah. 432 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,930 Lala, I'm gonna ask you probably the most awkward, weird question ever. Do 433 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:37,970 Do it. Are your boobs real or not? No, they're fake. 434 00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:41,750 There's no reason to be scandalized by Lala's boobs. 435 00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:44,030 I mean, it's not like they're real boobs. 436 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,030 Good job. They look legit. 437 00:24:47,370 --> 00:24:49,110 Can I touch your knife, Tom? Yeah. 438 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:52,610 I don't want to kill the vibe, but what was going on with you and Sheena? 439 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:58,910 She basically took it upon herself to text my mom all kinds of, like, talking 440 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:02,890 about Tom, saying he's all about himself, puts himself first. 441 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:07,210 What? Ariana's mom had reached out to me and said, in your opinion, is she in a 442 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:08,159 good place? 443 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,580 I said, honestly, I think it's all about Tom all the time. He has this attitude 444 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,580 that he's better than everything. 445 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,600 I think it's rubbing off the wrong way. Okay, well, those are not necessarily 446 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,880 the truth. 447 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,980 I'm sorry if the truth hurts. 448 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,540 But he can be a little, like, overly confident. 449 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:27,260 She said, like, you are kind of like that. You are like blah, blah, blah. 450 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,180 we do, everybody thinks that about you, Tom. Like, you do act like you're out 451 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:31,939 for yourself. 452 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,080 Dude, you're not out for yourself. 453 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,400 Dude, I know, man. 454 00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:37,020 You're one of the most generous friends I've ever had. 455 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,099 Thanks, man. 456 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,200 Especially in the bedroom. 457 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,960 I think one of the beefs they've had with you is they felt like you've been 458 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,900 of extra cynical and reclusive lately. 459 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,740 You've been very snappy in the past few months. 460 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:53,620 Oh, well, welcome to who I am. Well, if I don't like something, I feel 100 % 461 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,560 comfortable in voicing that. It's scary sometimes. 462 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:56,980 It's scary sometimes. 463 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,300 Well, sorry. Sorry. 464 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,940 People who, like both of us, kind of thought were our best friends are 465 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:07,640 becoming more distant or not friends anymore and it's like I just don't feel 466 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:13,220 like she's my best friend anymore like you totally are and like I mean who 467 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:17,140 have thought like we would be in this place keep your nose out of other 468 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:21,800 business my nose is fine right here thank you are you trying to be my friend 469 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:27,320 not trying to be your friend I don't care because it's my birthday and You 470 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,300 we've just gotten so close, and it's like, I feel like we're both such good 471 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,880 friends, and we have each other's back, and we call each other out, and that's 472 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,680 like what a true friendship is. 473 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:40,980 I talk to Katie 24 -7, and we're both in relationships, but we still have that 474 00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:41,980 time for each other. 475 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,140 Tom and Ariana put themselves on this pedestal. It's just them. 476 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:49,880 And then not. I used to have that with her, and I don't have it anymore. And it 477 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:54,080 does. It makes me really f***ing sad. But I'm like, I can't beg for a 478 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,120 that's just not where it used to be. 479 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,800 You guys want to head back to the hotel? 480 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,260 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys. Come on. 481 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600 Has everybody got everything? 482 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,820 Can I talk to you for a second, girl? Yeah. Okay. 483 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,920 Obviously. 484 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,340 You know that I've heard about you coming up behind Jack and, like, kissing 485 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:16,360 his neck. And there's been numerous occasions where you're, like, overly 486 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,800 Yeah. And you just had no respect for my relationship. 487 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:24,740 So what the fuck is going on? So I'm going to defend myself real quick. Okay. 488 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,220 And I think you can vouch for this as well. 489 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,100 Have I crossed lines before? 490 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,900 Absolutely. We have flirted before. 491 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,580 I apologize on my life, I promise. 492 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:36,330 I'll give it to you. She has been drunk. 493 00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,690 I don't think that's going to say that's okay. 494 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:42,230 As far as I was concerned, he told me that you guys weren't together. 495 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:43,970 You knew that we were all together. 496 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,190 How would you not know? 497 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,990 I didn't know. I'm being honest. 498 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:50,170 You did tell me, like, we're not together. She's not moving here. 499 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:52,230 Would I call her girlfriend yet? No. 500 00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:54,530 I don't know what's going on. I don't think it's anything anymore. 501 00:27:54,810 --> 00:27:55,810 Brittany's not coming. 502 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,470 We've been together the whole time. 503 00:27:58,870 --> 00:28:03,530 I've never not said that you and I are not dating. I would never not say that. 504 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:09,180 At first, I thought Jax was just leaving out details. Now I know that Jax is 505 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:10,180 just a f***ing liar. 506 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:16,240 Coming up. Tom's not cocky. That's a Tom Schwartz interpretation. Don't say it's 507 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,260 a Tom Schwartz interpretation. 508 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,400 Stop trying to put me in my place about it. Katie, don't do that. 509 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:31,300 I've never not said that you and I are not dating. I would never not say that. 510 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:33,340 Obviously, you guys are together. 511 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,000 I respect relationships. 512 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:40,460 Yeah. If this is your man, trust me. I mean, I would be pissed off, too. In 513 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:44,060 fact, I admire the fact that you're like, can I talk to you real quick? 514 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,060 little bit. 515 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:49,620 I could tell Brittany a lot of things that she doesn't want to hear, but right 516 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:51,400 now, I don't see the point in doing that. 517 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,360 Listen, it is what it is. 518 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,760 Washington's over. 519 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,860 Everyone's friends again. 520 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:59,560 One of the main things I love about Brittany is she doesn't hold grudges, 521 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,680 she's not about the drama. 522 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,140 But I feel like I dodged a bullet with that one. 523 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:22,940 Cheers, bro. Hawaii living. Cheers, mate. Yeah, mate. Oh, yeah, mate. 524 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,019 Hey, Max. 525 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,520 Yeah. Are you really meant to be drinking alcohol right now, Max? 526 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,580 Uh, not really, no. 527 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,760 At first, I wasn't going to allow Max to drink, but then I realised alcohol 528 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,880 disinfects his mouth, so that's helping. 529 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,240 What's the situation with Faith and Lala right now? 530 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,460 I'm not sure. 531 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,960 Lala? 532 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:45,200 In heart, man. She drives me crazy. 533 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,140 She looks like classy and like sexy. 534 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,320 Just have fun with it, man. I will, I will. 535 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,180 I like the bad girls, bro. 536 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,380 Faith, on the other hand, has got like her complete devoted attention to you, 537 00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:00,460 bro. The goal is to get them both in bed tonight, bro. 538 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:05,100 Yeah. It's happening. It's going down. Max is pulling one for the team even if 539 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,100 he doesn't want to. 540 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:11,779 Hey, man. 541 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:12,780 Hi. 542 00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:14,850 Everything's great. 543 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:16,710 Yeah, 544 00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:17,890 of course I'm behaving. 545 00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:21,710 I'll be okay, don't worry. 546 00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,890 Hi, how are you, Lisa? 547 00:30:27,370 --> 00:30:28,370 No, 548 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:30,330 not at all, actually. 549 00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:33,290 All right, Mom, I love you. Thank you, Lisa. 550 00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:36,250 Bye, Mom. 551 00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:41,050 I love your mom, dude. She loves you so much. She cares about you so much. 552 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,290 She's the best. 553 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,440 I know. Hi, love. Hey. You all right? 554 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,280 Yeah. Yeah? 555 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:52,320 Can I sit next to you, bub? Tell me how exciting going through the jungle with 556 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,079 Jax was. 557 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,180 I got pulled aside by Brittany. 558 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,240 Oh, yeah? And to talk about some with Jax or whatever. 559 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:05,280 I took ownership for my part, but she needs to know that he played a part in 560 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,100 whatever happened as well. So that needs to happen tonight. Like, today I let it 561 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,020 slide. Tonight is a different story. 562 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,640 What's going on, buddy? 563 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Hi. Hi. 564 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,720 What are you doing? 565 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,320 I was just at the beach. 566 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,020 What? You know, I was with Sheet and Shea, you know. 567 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,560 How's that third wheel action? 568 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:29,759 It was great. 569 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,780 The waterfall, like, it wasn't nearly as romantic as we thought it was going to 570 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:33,780 be. Was it a big waterfall? 571 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:37,460 No, it was like a pretty small pool. I swear the pool was like as big as two of 572 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,279 these rooms. 573 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,280 Everyone was cool. 574 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:42,960 But I did see Lala and Faith's food. 575 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:48,340 But... I didn't look at them. I just happened to be looking around, and all 576 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,360 sudden they were topless today. 577 00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:55,160 I'm trying to nip this in the bud, and all Katie's hearing is nipple. I didn't 578 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,160 look at them. 579 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,720 Like this, you're just turning around. Oh, there's boobs there. 580 00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:03,380 I kept turning. I didn't, like, stop and ogle them. Why would they go topless? I 581 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,000 don't know. We were all wondering that ourselves. 582 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,120 But this is why Lala and I will never be friends, because she leaves with her 583 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,240 sexuality. She does, yeah. It makes me feel like a little... She's a sexual 584 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,240 being. 585 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,400 Lala just takes her top off. 586 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,300 Have some respect for someone that's newly engaged. 587 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:18,800 Why the fuck were her boobs out? 588 00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:22,860 I just heard kind of about what happened with Sheena and the text that Sheena 589 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:26,680 sent to Ariana's mom. They were way out of line. I don't think so. 590 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:27,900 Yes, they were. 591 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:30,960 You think it's out of line? I thought they were a little out of line. Why is 592 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,260 that out of line? Because they weren't just constructive. They were crossing 593 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:36,000 lines saying that Tom's only out for himself. 594 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:37,580 Come on. 595 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,180 That's a Tom Schwartz interpretation of things. No, no, no, no, no. Tom Schwartz 596 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:44,000 is reasonable and diplomatic. Don't say it's a Tom Schwartz interpretation. 597 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,640 It's a Katie Maloney interpretation. 598 00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:49,660 She said, I feel like sometimes he can only be out for himself. That's what she 599 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:53,920 said. Tom's not cocky. He's not. He can be cocky sometimes. He's not cocky. Are 600 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,700 we really going to drag this out over one thing that she said about him being 601 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:59,940 cocky? I'm not dragging it out. We're just talking mean news. Stop trying to 602 00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:02,780 me in my place about it. Katie, don't do that. 603 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,820 You're not presenting the whole story. 604 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,440 I'm just trying to see both sides. I'm nothing my size. You don't support me. 605 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,480 I don't support you. Come on. Don't be ridiculous. 606 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:13,860 Of course I support you. I know, but you're like not. You don't pay. 607 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,620 Okay, I have to get ready. 608 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,520 What? I do. I want to take a shower. 609 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:18,860 Got to get ready for the tequila. 610 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,939 Can I come? 611 00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:22,860 No. I could serenade you then and have sex with you. 612 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:24,060 That like ruins it. 613 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,460 So day two of our trip to Hawaii and the lemon had sex. 614 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,900 I thought flying to Hawaii we were getting closer to it. 615 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:35,460 But now it just feels like it's slowly slipping away. 616 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,380 Coming up. 617 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,080 That night where we were out walking T, he was telling me he was going to shoot 618 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080 me. 619 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,260 I love places like this. I feel like I'm in college, right? 620 00:34:08,060 --> 00:34:09,060 Whoa. 621 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:10,540 Wow. 622 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,040 Guys, 623 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,239 cheers, everyone. 624 00:34:14,739 --> 00:34:16,800 It's been a pleasure having you guys all here. 625 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,560 Happy birthday. Happy birthday. 626 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:21,920 We had a great day. 627 00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:23,540 We saw boobs. 628 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:25,820 Yeah, I'm not happy about that. 629 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,440 I was like, I got something in my eye. 630 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,080 Every guy is a master at looking at women without getting caught. 631 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,900 That's why they invented sunglasses. 632 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,380 I heard a little bit about the waterfall. 633 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,699 You guys were, like, going topless. 634 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:45,520 Are you upset about it? I just am curious why that was, like, appropriate. 635 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,159 I encourage every woman to go topless. 636 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,020 I just don't like wearing clothes. 637 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,560 They should be thankful I keep my bottoms on. 638 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,640 I just think, like, in the company of, like, my fiance, I just found it to be 639 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,640 inappropriate. 640 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,160 I completely understand why Katie's upset. You don't do something like that 641 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,800 front of other girls' boyfriends. But at the same time, this is the girl who 642 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,860 does God knows what to get herself on a yacht in Italy, so why are you surprised 643 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,860 she went topless in Hawaii? 644 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:16,840 It's not like I'm shoving my nipple in someone's mouth. 645 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,940 Your man is interested in you. You're interested in him. 646 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,919 What's the problem? 647 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,280 You feel like I always have an issue with you? Well, it's not going to get 648 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,440 better if you're taking your top off in front of my fiance. 649 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:32,160 Ariana, can I ask you, did you have a problem with me taking my top off today? 650 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:35,300 No, you guys were under the water and you were like, thank you, away. 651 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:40,040 I mean, the guys were in Speedos, for God's sake. I know. How the f*** is that 652 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,980 okay? It's not like I'm showing my pussy to everybody. 653 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,459 Um, what? 654 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:45,780 I f***ing can't win. 655 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,340 What she's really trying to say is, I don't trust my man. 656 00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:53,530 I can suggest something. Have sex with him sometimes. 657 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,910 And not just laying on your back. Do something fun. 658 00:35:57,430 --> 00:36:03,110 Hey, does everybody have a drink? Are we good? Cheers to free the nipple! 659 00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:06,210 Hey, let's just cheers the fun, man. 660 00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:07,910 Can I cheers you, babe? 661 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,370 Cheers the nipple. 662 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,140 Free the nipple. 663 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,320 Me and Sheena had sex today. It was awesome. 664 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,740 Like the make love kind or the cunt kind? Oh. 665 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:20,100 We haven't had sex yet since we've been here. He's too tired. We did it before. 666 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,860 You guys did it. I've been trying. We're married. She's been trying. 667 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:27,920 That's when you kind of really know that he cares about this one because he's 668 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,060 turning down this guy. 669 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:30,740 I've never in my life done nothing. 670 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,760 I don't know if that makes me feel better or not. 671 00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:37,160 You know, I'm all in. I'm all in on this one. I barely even drank, to be honest. 672 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,580 I have nothing to hide. 673 00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:43,210 Even though everyone tells me I shouldn't, I trust him. He hasn't done 674 00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:45,930 to me so far, so why wouldn't I? Until I break that trust, there's no reason not 675 00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:46,930 to talk. Yeah, exactly. 676 00:36:48,370 --> 00:36:54,650 Jax is a very smooth talker, and Brittany is a sweet girl from Kentucky. 677 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:57,850 that she deserves to know the truth about what Jax has said to me. 678 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,850 Can I talk to you for just a little bit? 679 00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:15,190 Earlier today, when you and I had a conversation at the waterfall, I was 680 00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:18,450 hoping that he would man up when I was talking to you and take his part. 681 00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:23,670 That night, where we were at Lock and Key, I did not think you guys were 682 00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:26,510 together, and I definitely flirted back. 683 00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:29,250 But he played a part in it as well. 684 00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,630 I wonder what bullshit Bob was feeding Brittany. 685 00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:34,850 He was telling me he was going to flirt with me. 686 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,300 The way he was telling you he was going to f*** you? Yeah. 687 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:44,000 You know, like, whispering in my ear, don't worry, I'm going to f*** you. 688 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 literally. 689 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,520 Jack? Goddamn you. 690 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,940 I swear to God. 691 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,340 So he's just, like, bending over and, like, whispering that in your ear. I 692 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,640 I'm just confused right now. 693 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,920 Because he was like, I didn't do anything. It's fine. I wouldn't do 694 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,960 He absolutely said that to me. 695 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:05,540 Like, obviously, I was flirtatious, but the fact that he pretends like I'm the 696 00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:10,720 one that's been, like, chasing him and doing all that, that's not the case. 697 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,480 You said that you didn't know that we were together. 698 00:38:17,569 --> 00:38:19,490 I didn't know that you were together at all. 699 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:23,110 Well, even whenever I met you, I was with Jack. But why are we talking 700 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:26,630 This has nothing to do with us. But you told me you respect relationships. 701 00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:29,670 I do. There's a huge difference. So how is that respecting relationships? 702 00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:33,110 Are you really going to turn this on me when your man is done? Like, really? 703 00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:34,810 Do you not see it from my point of view? 704 00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:38,690 I'm replaying it in my head, and I'm just like, what the... You know? Have I 705 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:41,430 flirted with him? No, you've been fine. So what's the problem? 706 00:38:43,109 --> 00:38:46,610 I'm just so confused by everybody being in this headspace. We're like, they're 707 00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:50,090 not confident enough to have their man around other women. It's not that I'm 708 00:38:50,090 --> 00:38:54,110 confident enough, because I definitely am, and I think that Jax is not going to 709 00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,110 do anything stupid. 710 00:38:55,590 --> 00:39:00,490 I know he loves me. I know he's crazy about me. But at the same time, don't do 711 00:39:00,490 --> 00:39:01,490 this. 712 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,590 Talk is cheap, honey boo boo. Okay, okay. 713 00:39:05,870 --> 00:39:06,950 Don't call me honey boo boo. 714 00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:09,210 I'm so sick of, like, defending myself. 715 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,480 I'm sitting here telling you the truth, and he sits there and pretends like he 716 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,680 had no part in it. I'm not going down with this ship anymore. This is bull. 717 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,480 If he's telling me that it's not true and everything, he hasn't done anything 718 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,780 me where I feel like I couldn't trust him. 719 00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:25,680 Brittany is in denial. 720 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,920 Jax is not a good dude, and I hope that she will figure it out sooner or later. 721 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:32,118 All right. 722 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,500 I gotta go talk to Jax now. 723 00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:46,290 Come talk to me somewhere. 724 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:47,770 Ugh. 725 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:56,410 How did that go? 726 00:39:57,610 --> 00:40:02,230 So, she basically was saying that whenever you guys weren't walking teeth, 727 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:04,230 were saying, don't worry, I'm going to fuck you. 728 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:08,350 I said, don't worry, I'm going to fuck you. That's what she said. 729 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,030 So you didn't say that. 730 00:40:11,730 --> 00:40:12,730 No. 731 00:40:14,109 --> 00:40:15,430 I was with Sheena and Kristen. 732 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,450 Why would she say that? 733 00:40:18,790 --> 00:40:21,530 She was drunk. She's trying to protect herself. She's been thrown to the wolves 734 00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:22,530 right now. 735 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,430 I'm not worried. I didn't get that mad about it because I didn't say it. 736 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:30,150 I'd be going crazy if I was trying to hide something, but that's irate. Let's 737 00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:31,150 call her over here then. 738 00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,490 Lala. 739 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:39,910 What's up? 740 00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:41,570 He said he didn't pay it. 741 00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:44,370 Jack? I didn't say anything. Yes, you did. 742 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:47,870 No, I didn't. I was with Kristen and Sheena the whole time. 743 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,910 And you were with me. Okay. All right. 744 00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:53,150 You can believe it all you want. She was piss strong. 745 00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:57,110 Own up to the shit you said in my ear. I never said anything. You said, I 746 00:40:57,110 --> 00:40:59,590 promise I'm going to fuck you. No, I didn't ever say that. Oh, my God. 747 00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:01,950 Oh, my God. I never said that. 748 00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:08,130 Look me dead in my fucking eyes. I never said that. You're a good liar because 749 00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,130 you did say that. 750 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,250 Did I say some things I probably shouldn't have? 751 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,780 I maybe danced on that line a little bit. 752 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,180 But Brittany doesn't need to know all the details. 753 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,480 What she needs to know is I'm with her and I want to be with her. And that's 754 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,420 I never said that. Yes, you did. 755 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,160 What the f*** is going on? She told me that when you guys were at the walking 756 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,480 key, Jax was whispering in her ear saying, like, don't worry, I'm going to 757 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,480 you. 758 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:35,040 I didn't see the whispering. I saw him kind of squirming in his seat. 759 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,060 I really like Brittany. 760 00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:43,800 And... I don't want to be the one to completely ruin a relationship, so I'm 761 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,100 going to cover for him. Hello? 762 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,100 I've been honest. Be honest. 763 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,360 I am being honest. You're not. You told me you would fuck me. You said it to me. 764 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,440 Don't worry, I'm literally here. You didn't hear that part. Right, but you 765 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,860 say it. Jack. I did not say that. I'm done. 766 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,240 Brittany, all I know is I've told you nothing but the truth, and whatever 767 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,020 happens with you, like, I don't care. 768 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,100 I'm over it. This is like bullshit. 769 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:15,480 After an entire night and day of being ganged up on, the only thing that I want 770 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,480 is to be left alone. 771 00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:20,560 I've been nothing but honest with people. 772 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:23,700 I'm over it. I'm done. 773 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:39,980 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 774 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,500 Next time 775 00:42:44,500 --> 00:43:04,880 on 776 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,670 Vanderpump Rules. They pressed Ellen in charge and it was still under 777 00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:07,670 investigation. 778 00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:09,510 Boom. He's in jail. 779 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:10,750 Who's going to post the bail?